Police Station

The police have an easy job in Salem, only having to deal with an occasion hoodlum teenager. This consists of giving them a quick lazy lecture, threats of further action to be taken next time they goof off (threats that never seem to be carried out), and a call to their parents to come pick them up. Mostly, the police hang around the marketplace, claiming to be on the lookout for common shoplifters. Though an easy job for now, one never knows when something could strike Salem and call for these policemen to shape up into true detectives--and fast.